I teach high school biology in the South. I live in a pretty awesome city with tons of fun stuff to do, but you never know so for safety's sake I keep a BB gun by the front door. Loaded. I first went to Penn State, where I majored in fun, then dropped out to save the planet. I did some of that for a few years before going back to school at Virginia Commonwealth University, where I graduated with a Bachelor degree in Biology and a Master degree in Teaching. Now I spend my days trolling for a job in a public high school somewhere.